What We Tweet About When We Tweet About Tiger (Thanks, @jess7bennett)

• Bzcohen: Following Tiger's presser on Twitter is so much better than watching it live.
• Lesleyabravanel: I want my 14 minutes back. #TigerWoods seems even sleazier than ever now. I need a shower.
• Bhammerling: Who is giving Tiger Woods media advice? Whole thing awkward: actual statement, location, outfit choice. Bad agents.
• Wired: I liked when Tiger got badass and was like "Leave my family alone! Rawr." The rest was boring.
• Kimroc1: When is the media going to require that Charlie Sheen come on and give a statement??? Lmaooooooo
• Dmtshooter: My blog readers and Twitter followers, I ask you to find room in your heart to believe in me again. Now go click on my site's ads.
• JRC_ : Tiger Woods -- contrite, sometimes angry and seemingly 3 feet shorter -- offers TMI.
• Emercait23: The BBC had a programme called One Foot In The Grave. It's catchphrase "I don't believe it!" applies to #TigersSpeech.
• Mariacoppola: PR perspective: he was sincere, and he set it up for the sequel and the anticipation of "When is he coming back to the tour?"
• Cabeckham: He didn't kill anyone, rob anyone, & was never elected into the position. He owed us nothing but gave us alot.
• _VNL: That ineloquent, scripted performance was nothing more than a career-saving tactic.
• Kingsthings: Good speech to nation by Tiger. Official rebuttal should come from Congress - all the women he had congress with!
• Public_Takeover: Anybody who wants to survey thoughts on what Tiger Woods says has their head in the toilet. Publish survey of Afghanis on U.S.